Upcoming Gigs
6th June - 8:00PMFull Frontal Comedy @The Watermans ArmsSL4 6BW
13th June - 8:00PMFull Frontal Comedy @The CrownKT16 8AP
19th June - 7:45PMFFC Open Mic Comedy @The Watermans ArmsSL4 6BW
4th July - 8:00PMFull Frontal Comedy @The Watermans ArmsSL4 6BW
11th July - 8:00PMFull Frontal Comedy @The CrownKT16 8AP
View All Upcoming Gigs (9)Simon Owen
Born under the flightpath of Heathrow Airport, Simon dreamt of becoming a pilot.
Discovering that a fear of heights and flying put him at a disadvantage, he concentrated on putting his talents to use in other areas.
Discovering having no talents put him at a disadvantage, he concentrated on feeling bitter and sorry for himself.
It was then that Simon became a comedian.
Often described as "quite amusing" Simon invites you to join him as he searches for acceptance from those around him.
Simon likes football, films and music, although his tastes in all of these is questionable.
He's 5'9" and was born in July.
He likes pizza, dogs and beer, and hates tomatoes, cats and gin.
He also thanks you for visiting.
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